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Topics: Art, Tattoos, Banksy

Wednesday, 16 June 2010

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Site of Banksy's latest Masterpiece

The White House today unveiled details of a security breach that occurred over the previous weekend, when British born graffitti artist, Banksy climbed through Obama's bedroom window during the early hours.

Banksy, who originates from Bristol in the UK, is famous for discretely leaving his artistic mark, normally using public property and spaces as his canvas, then quietly sneaking off, cat like.

The stencilled iconic image in white, on the rear side of Obama's earlobe, depicts the American Vice President, Joe Biden in a crouched position, fellating himself.

This morning, at a specially held White House Press Conference, Robert Gibbs, Press secretary told reporters that the President was deeply concerned. "The President was horrified. Had Michelle not seen it this morning before he climbed in the shower, he would have ended up washing it off! It was a close call." The President intends to put it on Ebay, the moment his time in Office comes to an end, to help finance the girls through college.

Banksy's work is widely collected by the Glitterati and as a result, his work is internationally revered. Brad Pitt paid $250,000 for a piece of wall in Camden, London which was accidentally demolished before he could collect it, and the Queen of England has a traffic cone on display in her sitting room, shaped into a penis. It's thought she paid upwards of $1,000,000.

Banksy, in a press release this morning, said, "Normally I just make shit for cunts, with more money than sense. But I'm a big fan of Obama and I just wanted to remind him what a cock sucker his Vice President is."

He added, "If you're a cunt with too much cash, I'm available for commissions."

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