A manchild from a city in a country attempted to drunkenly show his long-suffering girlfriend how his pissing technique defied gravity, it has emerged. The male, who cannot be named for embarrassment reasons, is believed to have drank around six p...
An online conspiracy theory which predicts a 'Storm' coming has gained significant traction in recent days with believers feeling they have been proved correct. The Q Anon movement began around a year ago when US President Donald Trump uttered the...
With Brexit now only six months away and the Irish border question still unresolved, the Jacob Rees-Mog mob have came up with a cunning plan to address it. The minister for the 18th Century is leading an absolutely vital think tank called The Eu...
The two men accused by Britain of carrying out the nerve agent attack in Salisbury have given a searingly honest interview which completely admonishes them from all blame entirely. Alexander Petrov and Ruslan Boshirov denied they were State Agents...
Tesla, Spacex, Neuralink and Paypal founder, architect, chief executive, cowboy executive, indian executive, producer, director, judge, jury and executioner Elon Musk has gone back on the offensive against a man whom he believes, for a reason he has...
Football returns today and up and down the country fanatical fans are rejoicing, even though it doesn't appear to have ever actually been away. With the World Cup having started soon after the domestic season, then the International Champions Cup...
Prominent Jews have today clarified what exactly constitutes anti-Semitism following the controversy currently engulfing the Labour Party. Leader Jeremy Corbyn, of tolerance, tea-drinking and hummus-making fame, is facing criticism for being a mas...
English Premier League Chief Executive Richard Scudamore has came out today to strongly deny claims that the organisation have been employing Hollywood directors to script the outcome of matches. Following yesterday's incredible drama where Chelse...
The British Establishment was today attempting to dig itself out of an almighty quarry of a hole after it treated two caring parents the same as they would a terrorist hell-bent on Jihad. The Police force and the British Courts are responsible for...
A man from somewhere was this morning weighing up the possibility of watching one of two vitally important and serious debates scheduled for our beloved televisual delights tonight. One of these debates centres around the impending cataclysmic or...
Legendary American funnyman actor Billy Crystal is sensationally set to become the new boss of Premier League club Crystal Palace. It is believed the club wish to retain the recent tradition of loose symmetry between managers name and the club nam...
MP's have overwhelmingly voted in favour of introducing a Welfare Cap, starting from 2015. In a move proposed by the Chancellor in last weeks Budget, all recipients of Welfare benefits will be required, by law, to wear baseball-style caps. The...
Chancellor George Osborne has hailed his Budget as one for "makers, doers and savers...with bingo wings" after many measures made seemed to favour those with excess flesh around their upper arm area. The ability for those exhibiting surplus arm sk...
Labour leader and aardvark impersonator Ed Miliband has announced that the party will not offer a referendum on EU membership if they were to gain power, directly opposed to the current Governments promise of holding an In/Out referendum on the issue...
Chancellor of the not-only-English Exchequer George Osbourne has suffered a severe bout of whiplash, courtesy of his considerably hard neck. It is believed it ocurred when insisting that an Independent Scotland would not be allowed to use the Poun...
Greetings pop pickers. What follows is a chart rundown of the most used soundbites of which politicians, attempting to outdo each other with, and EVERY media outlet, attempting to shape our opinions with, have utilised in their gushing application of Sainthood to a man who never wanted to be considered a saint because he and no one is. He was however, a great man. (d'oh) 10. Great Man 9. Ma...
A British Olympic hero has bravely admitted to being in a relationship with another man. In what is described as 'coming out', Daley Thompson took to social media to announce that he is dating a man but that he also "still fancies girls". Thomp...
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