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Tuesday, 2 September 2014

The British Establishment was today attempting to dig itself out of an almighty quarry of a hole after it treated two caring parents the same as they would a terrorist hell-bent on Jihad.

The Police force and the British Courts are responsible for leaving a four year old child in a foreign hospital alone due to locking up and criminalising the child's perfectly reasonable, civilised, doting parents.

Aysha King's parents took him, THEIR OWN, child from hospital and headed for Europe after a treatment which can help save Aysha's life was refused to them from Southampton Royal Infirmary as it is not available on the British NHS, though is freely available on the continent.

Southampton Royal Infirmary in their conformist wisdom got in touch with the Police and informed them that a patient had been taken without following official procedures, despite knowing fine well that it was the parents, who had discussed the situation at length with their child's doctor.

This knowledge of who took him was exemplified by the media's reporting yesterday of the matter where they said that the parents of Aysha King were being pursued for the offence of 'Child Neglect', characterised as demonic parents not accepting their child's inevitable fate.

The Police then followed suit, appearing to be following knee jerk press coverage, unconcerned with the facts and decided to treat the parents of the child as fugitives of the law and put out AN ARREST WARRANT!! Like they would for an international drug baron, or serial killers, or human traffickers(yeah ok so it is kind of that).

At this point I want to put things in a nutshell; Parents who want to save their child's life have been branded criminals by the State as they have not followed the Sate's demands of accepting their child's imminent death, which isn't imminent anyway.

The family got as far as Spain and the boy is now in the same condition in a Spanish Hospital while his parents are held in a cell underneath a Spanish Court awaiting extradition hearings.

Now after a public outcry where common sense prevailed Hampshire Police are quoted in todays media as saying that the situation is "not right", despite being the same force who put out the arrest warrant in the first place.

Added to that there are now layers of bureaucracy to wade through, like the nonsense of "applying to withdraw the arrest warrant", before getting the parents out of the frikkin prison and reunited with THEIR child.

This right here is proof of why the whole world is completely fucked.

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