The United States is intensifying its demand that Israel completely withdraw its troops from Syria.
Swing States in the 2004 election have generated quite a lot of interest in both the Bush and Kerry campaigns. Although there are many undecided states in this year's election, none is getting as much attention as Ohio, mainly because of the recent...
Unconfirmed Sources report that the new 'Adopt an Army' program has landed a major sponsor. Target, owner of hundreds of retail stores will be the core sponsor of the program. Troops seem to love the program that helps them connect with famil...
Note to my readers: The Klingon Assault Force Commander has granted me permission to operate as an "embedded journalist" allowing me to move freely through his troops and even accompany them during combat missions. This repo...
In order to raise funding to supply body armor to US troops in Iraq, the Special Operations Force now offer specialized guided tours in the Iraqi Desert. For $300 US dollars, adventurers can mount the Demolition Unit Night Evaders (DUNE) buggies and...
President Bush said today that his record-low 42% approval rating "sends the wrong message to our troops" and accused unpatriotic poll respondents of trying to "weaken our resolve." Bush would not rule out using the Patriot Act to "smoke out" thos...
The Daily Mirror printed fresh allegations against British troops serving in Basra this morning after one Iraqi war widow insisted she was "forced to do the funky chicken".
After a year of the Administration's attempts at dehumanizing the people that they sent our American troops in to fight by calling them Thugs, Losers, Dead Enders and Assassins, George Bush has expressed outrage and disgust at the fact that several s...
Unconfirmed sources report that demand for flowers to be showered on American troops in Iraq is straining the world flower market. The problem began just as the war in Iraq was starting. Apparently Iraqi citizens groups placed orders for hundreds of...
Unconfirmed Sources report the siege of The Onion compound has entered a new and deadly phase. The initial attack on the compound was repulsed with such ferocity the government troops were forced to retreat and reorganize.
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