They may have lost out on X Factor glory, but Jedward are in the running to receive one of the most prestigious entertainment honours. John and Edward Grimes, who appeared in the sixth series of the popular talent show, have been nominated for a M...
Floundering third-rate television network ABC --responsible for such news/talk sh-twads as Carol and Marilyn: Real Friends, The Dick Cavett Show, Mike and Maty, The Wayne Brady Show and Playboy After Dark Featuring Harry Reasoner-- has announced the...
A spokesperson for the world famous Jedward twins has told us that they will be undergoing the first ever conjoint twin re-attachment operation early next week in London's Mint Imperial University Hospital. The twins were originally conjoint but...
The Irish Government has today sent out a public, heartfelt apology to the world for having spawned the crap-pop-freak show Jedward. The apology was particularly aimed the people of the UK, who have had to suffer this inhuman blight more than anyone...
Manchester, Labour Party Conference: Miliband brothers announce new teen identity to grab more 'Yoof Votes' After a Leadership challenge that could have gone either way, David Miliband & Ed Miliband already had the notion for the boyband - now...
They've broken up after many years being brothers. After a very very tough year in which they've been slagged off in the press and not had a chance to shine having lived in the shadow of bigger stars, the UK's most iconic brothers have headed their s...
After joking that if Cheryl Cole died, she would have a big funeral, Edward Grimes apologized before a group of reporters today. "I simply blabbed something that came into my head. That was stupid", stated Edward Grimes. "I apologize for saying su...
Even their best fans are asking that Edward Grimes apologize to Cheryl Cole and her family over still another awkward comment from the twins. Yesterday, after Edward left the hospital with his twin after falling off the stage last week and sufferi...
Jedward's record label Universal have revealed today that the duo have sold more than 2 million copies of their debut album 'Together', in just 2 weeks. John and Edward Grimes, who hit fame and fortune on the british talent show The X Factor back...
Scottish Tennis misfit, Andy Murray, has sensationally gained his first actual fans today. The British Number 1, notorious for his surly personality redolent of a whiny teenager, though, has put his new-found surge in popularity down to his charisma.
A nationwide police hunt has been launched for Jedward after reports that the pop superstars have disappeared off the face of the earth. An ashen-faced Simon Cowell emerged from his luxury holiday home in Cleethorpes to issue a heartfelt plea to J...
Irish internet sensations Crystal Swing and X Factor successes Jedward have been contracted to support Australian rockers AC/DC on the European leg of their world tour. AC/DC are one of the worlds greatest live acts but have, in recent years begun...
LONDON - The X-Factor Twins, John and Edward, aka Jedward are having quite a rough time in the music business. The lads from Scotland have just been dropped by their record label, Sunday Records. It appears that their last song, "Under Pressing Pr...
Jedward the two strange creatures who appeared in the X factor are to appear in a remake of the film Alice in Wonderland. They are apparently going to play Tweedledum and Tweedledee singing the Walrus and the Carpenter. Gordon Brown is to play th...
"If you only see one movie in 2010, made by a couple of crazy twins, make that movie this one!" John and Edward Grimes are already at work as the Jedword twins go from the reality show fandom to star in their first movie, "Fast Times At Wedgemont...
Jedward have announced today that John has fallen head over heals in love and plans to marry in the new year. he admits that when he fist saw his new love he was blown away by her. He says and it helps that they are both in the music industry. A...
Downing St announced this afternoon that brothers John and Edwards Grimes known as Jedward were to be offered peerages and will shortly join the House of Lords. Speaking at his monthly press conference beleaguered PM Gordhelpus Brown announced th...
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