They've broken up after many years being brothers. After a very very tough year in which they've been slagged off in the press and not had a chance to shine having lived in the shadow of bigger stars, the UK's most iconic brothers have headed their separate ways following the result of the UK election.
Yep, that's right. Jedward finally decided to go their separate ways after John and Edward couldn't agree who should win the election. Having said that, the musical shambles have done an "Oasis" and gone their own ways: John heading towards fellow Irish group Westlife, whilst Edward plans to head into a solo career.
Both twins funnily enough said the same thing to the reporters, further providing suspicions of "Twin Telepathy".
"I really want Mr. Miliband to win the election. I think Labour will be one helluva better place if he gets into parliament. I'm glad Gordon Brown decided to leave when he did. I hear he's on Top Gear now?"
But only one brother could be victorious. And just as Jedward were drifted apart by the results, so too were the Miliband brothers as Edward won.
"I'm really thrilled to get a chance. Of course I think vajazzling is a stupid concept. Do I like war? Hell no!" Edward responded.
Many young teenagers burst in tears today when they heard Edward had won; believing that shitty Twilight actor Robert Pattinson had finally won the war for fellow actor Kirsten Stewart's heart against the even shittier Taylor Lautner.
Sorry Twilight fans. Edwards win all the time!