"If you only see one movie in 2010, made by a couple of crazy twins, make that movie this one!"
John and Edward Grimes are already at work as the Jedword twins go from the reality show fandom to star in their first movie, "Fast Times At Wedgemont High".
"This is a remake of the old classic that I never really cared for in the first place", states movie critic, Hal Roach.
"The idea of doing a whole movie about a boy who has been the victim of wedging all through junior high school, and how everything changing in his life when he meets a new friend who looks just like him is..well..a movie for some people to watch", states Gertrude Roid.
"I pretty well spent the second hour scratching my ass."
"The twins are absolutely out of this world in this fantastic remake that makes the original seem like it was standing still. Don't you dare miss this soon to be classic, "Fast Times At Wedgemont High!"...Simon Cowell.
"It even has a killer song in it by no less talent than that of Susan Boyle, who does "I'm Hedging Against The Next Wedging, Ole Danny Boy".
When "Willy's" new found confidence after meeting his twin, gets put to the test, will he have the courage to stand his ground and shout out "It's Wedging Or Death!"
But it's all in fun.
"You'll be rolling in the aisles. These two can really entertain, if you saw them on OUR show. Be sure to come and bring all your friends, so that they can help give you the thrill of "Fast Times At Wedgemont High"...Simon Cowell's Officially Paid Flunky, Ernest Beard.