Written by Lancashirerose
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Topics: Jedward

Friday, 4 December 2009

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Jedward have announced today that John has fallen head over heals in love and plans to marry in the new year. he admits that when he fist saw his new love he was blown away by her.

He says and it helps that they are both in the music industry. Also he feels there is a strong Celtic connection as he is Irish and she is Scottish.

No one from Susan Boyle's people were available to comment.

However other sources have confirmed that the cant wait to make beautiful music togheter!

Edward commented that it would make perfect sense for Susan and his brother to marry as he felt that their combined talents would ensure that any children they had would be musically gifted. World domination of the Brand could easily continue, as they group could be renamed sujedward.

Louis Walsh and Simon Cowell expressed grave concern at such a union as they felt it would be ubfair to other singers,as these lot would dominate the charts for years to come.

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