Literally! Can the United States afford Mike Huckabee as President?...
Her Majesty the Queen has announced today via her personal secretary that the Crown Jewels have been lost in the post. Her Majesty posted them courier class with a recorded delivery sticker to Camilla, Second in Line to Princess of Wales, as a specia...
The untimely and horrific death of Benazir Bhutto has forced the US administration to review its failed foreign policy.
Residents of the Closer To Thee Assisted Living and Convalescents Center in Chapel Hill were reported recovering this morning after gathering last night at the center's clubhouse to stay warm and bring in the New Year.
Following the 'silliness' stand-still caused by the recent writer's strike in Hollywood comes word of the resurgence of Saddam Hussein's tribesman, Comical Ali. One of the main jokers in the US's infamous "D...
NASA officials announced today that if the asteroid currently heading towards Mars fails to strike, they plan on blowing the planet up with nuclear weapons themselves.
Polar Cap Center, North Pole (IPP) - The North Polar cap ran out of time earlier today. This part of the Earth has ceased to rotate despite the fact that the rest of the planet below the periphery of the polar cap continues to rotate.
Binge drinkers are responsible for a massive rise in illegitimate births according to a secret document known only to myself and several million Daily Mail readers.
As a recent Spoofist I am fed up of all the rubbish thrown at us from 'Over the Pond'. Being a quiet backwater Nation, it is not fair to write stories on people we don't even know! Most of them are not even funny to read. Come on America - you can do better than that! I know you can. Putting various names to stories is a cheap point-c...
Beverly Hills, California - (Bad Ass Mess): High School Musical starlet Vanessa Hudgens has vowed to abstain from sex in 2008 in return for a guaranteed $10 million bounty from Halo! magazine.
The Archbishop of Canterbury, Dr.Rowan Williams, has decided to go YouTube to announce his new year message. The message was one of green issues.
Islamabad - (Bad, Bad Ass Mess): "I am a great fan of the Whore on Terra's Bush and Blair," young Bilawal Bhutto-Zardari told Pakistani voters today, "and vow to follow their example on my way to power and glory just as so...
London - (Bad Ass Mess): Mendacious Virgin Inter-Galactic CEO Richard Branson is in hiding today after the British Foreign Orifice released classified papers naming him as the bastard son of the Nazi Prince Charles Edward.
In part of a national crackdown, Police Officers in Birmingham have confiscated more than 600 bottles and cans of alcohol from children as young as 8 in just one night.
In the midst of the Hollywood writers strike, a new reality series will premiere on the Bravo Channel in January. Based on the patrons of an ATM machine in a lobby at the corner of 86th Street and Seventh Ave in New York City, the show will chronicle...
January * George Bush admits Iraq invasion was a pretty dumb idea. * Joey Barton retires from soccer and becomes a UN Peace Advisor. * The Duchess of Pork Sarah Ferguson buys Bed & Breakfast Business in Hull. * Government announce that they have the names of every Illegal Immigrant on disc. * Prince Harry announces that he has given up Clubbing...
Pahokee, Florida (IPP) - The brother and sister science team of Sean and Caitland Joyce have been working on the problem of meteor shower propulsion for years.
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