U.S. Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld has derided critics of United States tsunami relief efforts as "selfish whiners who don't have their priorities straight."...
WASHINGTON DC (AP) The tsunami disaster in Asia is bringing relief to the professional staff at the American Red Cross. Money is pouring in to the Red Cross in amounts not seen since the wonderful days following September 11, 2001. "We got a lot of...
Las Vegas, Nevada - "That bad man bit me first, and I had no choice but to defend myself," Montecore the Tiger told reporters. "No wonder he told everyone not to have me ‘put down,' because he knows that he started it."...
Jonestown, USA - Jason Smith likes Christmas lights, in fact, he likes them so much he has nearly a million of them... really. Jason's neighbors like Christmas lights too. But not as much as Jason does, so they are taking him to court.
Not wishing to be called a 'girlie boy' by California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger, but deeply sensitive to the confusion in the Ohio vote and vote count, President George W. Bush issued an executive order today calling for a new vote in...
Beatle Warning Issued for Artificial Christmas Trees...
Research Triangle Park, North Carolina - General Pharmaceuticals Corp. received Food and Drug Administration (FDA) approval to market STIGMATOR, a treatment for turpis, more commonly know as ugliness syndrome.
DETROIT - A Michigan man has announced a lawsuit against gun-maker Smith & Wesson after a supposedly failed suicide attempt. Marko Splitzman, a thirty-something man with a history of depression, suffered severe head injuries after attempting to kill...
Britain's war-loving Prime Minister was reeling from the latest revelations about the sex-life of his disgraced former Home Secretary, David Blunket.
HOLLYWOOD "The Passion of the Chrizzle", the newest movie by film-auteur Spike Lee has stirred quite a sensation this holiday season. So far, six southern states - including Oklahoma and Georgia - have banned the release of the film in its theatres...
CANUCK NEWSWIRE, December 17, 2004---Draught beer sales dropped 74% across the country in November and industry insiders are blaming the NHL lockout for the astounding drop. "We've never seen anything like it," said Gregg D'Avignon...
REDWOOD CITY, CALIFORNIA - The attendants of the recent Scott Peterson v. State of California sentence hearing got more than an eyeful when the defendant, Scott Peterson, showed up sporting a new look, much to the chagrin of the defense attorneys and...
(or How do you think Santa Claus put on those extra pounds?)...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Bush launched a UN-led investigation into Colin Powell, stating that the former secretary of U.S. defense is harboring stolen weapons of mass destruction.
The controversial play, Behzti, written by Gurpreet Kaur Bhatti has been cancelled after continued protests by members of the Sikh community and complaints by religious leaders.
Melvern, KANSAS (AP) A woman due in court today charged with killing an expectant mother and stealing her Playstation 2 was allegedly showing the electronic game player to admirers just hours before she was arrested.
NEW YORK -- A woman who in 1977 gave a co-worker a very small, poorly made, and essentially useless holiday gift has received the exact same essentially useless, poorly made holiday gift from a different co-worker at a completely different company i...
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