Home secretary David Blunkett has been forgiven all his sins by Pope John Paul II after he repaid Parliament for a train ticket he gave ex-lover Kimberly Quinn.
P.T.A. Pres. Knudsen: Rodham is an "insufferable … mean … stickler for detail"...
Martha Stewart has done it again, turned adversity into something good. Serving five months of prison for someone in her status would most likely make most of us hermits . Now in the beginning of confinement. Martha who now wants to be known as Maw...
Current home secretary David Blunkett has demanded a full investigation into claims that he naughtily helped his ex-lover's former nanny obtain a visa.
PHILADELPHIA, PA -- Volatile experminenting at Sheldon H. Brockton Laboratories has unfortunately spawned a ubiquitous effect around the globe.
The newly revamped and re-staffed Central Intelligence Agency under President George W. Bush's new Chief Porter Goss has begun to release some of it's latest findings. Among some of the more ominous predictions made by the spy agency are: Adolph Hitl...
Chagrined Democrats across the United States have been watching the results of the disputed elections in the Ukraine this week as hundreds of thousands of Ukrainians have taken to the streets in Kiev to peacefully protest the results of the President...
In an effort to guarantee a Labor Party victory early next year, Tony Blair made an emergency trip to the United States, asking President Bush to sell Great Britain the Diebold Corporation touch screen voting machines. Designed by Wally O'Dell, n...
During a recent ethics subcommittee meeting, House Majority Leader Tom DeLay sought a loyalty pledge to President Bush from all members. As part of this pledge, subcommittee members were asked to give their souls to Jesus and their asses to the Repub...
Three visually-impaired mice, who all had their tails severed in a horrific domestic incident, have lodged a compensation claim with the UK's National Farmers Union.
In a press conference today, a spokesman at the U.K. Ministry of Defence has confirmed growing speculation that Prince Harry (third in line to the British and commonwealth throne) is to become commander of the elite S.A.S, the British army's most rev...
Pierre Danon, erudite raconteur, secret lovechild of Bob Monkhouse and Francois Mitterand's house maid and Heir to an enormous Yoghurt empire has announced today his departure from the telecoms Giant British Telecom, despite his claims last we...
The Modern Language Association announced today it has devised and will implement several major reforms to the idiosyncratic and often hard to memorize spellings of American's English words.
Los AngelesCA--In a stunning departure from the usual Oscar awards, the Academy has -- for the first time in its long history -- awarded its coveted "Oscar" award not to a major actress but to a low-level customer service representative at...
In a recent move to dispel rumors that the state of Minnesota actually counted mud puddles in their original slogan "Land of 10,000 Lakes" they have hired a group of scientist who had just finished a tour in the Antarctic. Melvin Swensen an...
Classes to continue despite suspension of entire faculty...
PORT TRINITY, TN - Just when everyone thought the Virgin Mary grilled cheese sandwich on Ebay was the most famous holy food relic to date, along comes Harvey Romano of Port Trinity, Tennessee, with his claim to a Velveeta holy sculpture.
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