Louisville, KY-If you thought this year's Kentucky Derby would be another Bob Baffert waltz ‘round the turns, grab you horse beating rods because it's about to get rough.
NEW YORK -- ABC's popular news show, Nightline, has agreed not to air their scheduled broadcast of the names and photographs of US soldiers killed in Oilperation Iraqi Freedom.
New York - Bill O'Reilly admitted today in an interview with Barbara Walters that he really is a Liberal and that all of the conservative posturing that he as been doing for years was just a show. "It feels good to finally come clean," said an openl...
Washington, DC Ted Koppel has decided, because Nightline isn't boring enough, that he would read Ernest Hemingway's For Whom...
Detroit, MI 39 year old Detroit file clerk Lorraine Johnson today expressed concern that the $20 gift certificate to the restaurant chai...
(New York) CNN and ABC have announced a new joint venture in the cable TV arena. Called the "All-Coffin" Channel, the new network will provide nearly uninterrupted 24-hour footage of flag-draped coffins.
The Chinese government today said it was "deeply upset" at George W Bush's remarks to the Chinese ambassadors wife at a formal dinner party last night at the Chinese embassy in Washington. Rumours began to circulate that the president made "lewd a...
In January 2002 the British Prime Minister, Tony Blair, met the leader of the free world "W", to discuss changes in the world's political and social landscape. The following text (provided to writer KungFu IceSkater) is an "un-decl...
Three things come to mind in those rare moments when I think of Pop Idol: the self-proclaimed oxymoron that is ‘Reality Television’ (if that’s reality I’m calling Judge Judy), hopeless wannabes who wanna make a name for themselves and, perhaps relating to the last ‘stereotype’, the ‘notorious’ Simon Cowell. From the man who brought us the musical talents of Five, Westlife and erm, Zig and Zag, it’...
Ted Koppel today defended his decision to read out the names of the US soldiers killed in Iraq to serve as a reminder to the American people that there is a war going on. An insider in the Koppel camp told a reporter from The Spoof that in Mr Kopp...
Former Presidential Advisor Karen (Trash em With a Smile) Hughes, one of the "Brains Behind the Bush" has run afoul of various women's rights groups by comparing Pro Choice advocates to Terrorists. The comment brought a firestorm of complaints and de...
Tony Blair today almost screwed himself into the ground when he did such a quick U-turn.
(New York, NY) Following the brouhaha in the 70's over the dire effects of global cooling, and a more recent spate of Doomsday Scenario prognostications relating to the supposed phenomenon of global warming, environmental pressure groups are no...
The Californian institute for scientific research today revealed that not only had it successfully cloned a human being but that it chose to go for the big one and had cloned Jesus.
Fallujah - In a surprising and unprecedented move, UN officials today appointed Don Vito Corleone Supreme Commander of coalition forces in Iraq.
Parris Island, NC - Iraqis woke up this morning to the sounds of profanity and shouting this morning when control of Iraq was handed over to Marine Corps Drill Instructor Gunnery Sergeant Heartman.
WASHINGTON -- Federal authorities say they have finally infiltrated the dark underworld of spam, filing the first criminal charges under the government's new "can spam" legislation.
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