Gary Stokes, 44, and a crane operator for the Mainstreet Construction Company located in Sioux City,Iowa, recieved first and second degree burns while on the job building the new Peter Thoreen Berevement Center next to St. Lukes Regional Medical Cent...
PORTLAND, OR --- Oregon Aryans are done being spiteful, self-absorbed hate mongers, at least according to Ed Krappler, Oregon's chief of the American Nazi Party (NSM). And to prove it, Krappler says, all Oregon Nazis will only do good deeds from...
BAGHDAD - Iraqi voters, who risked their lives to go to the polls on Sunday, thumbed their noses at President Bush and his Christian coalition allies by voting overwhelmingly in favor of a referendum legalizing gay marriage in their country. "All ove...
I think that it must be better to be a high school student here than in Iraq. I mean, here you can publish whatever you want, and, because of the first amendment, no one can do anything to you. For example I could say right now that George W. Bush smoked illegal drugs and is an alcoholic and I wont get beaten up for it. But if I was a high school student in Iraq and I said that we should become a...
On a cold Pennsylvania morning Punxsutawney Phil was waking up from a nice relaxing slumber to his one day of fame every year, Groundhog Day. Each year the critter wakes up as droves of morons flock to the small town to watch a furry cute rodent. If...
SANTA MARIA, California (AP) Judge Rodney Melville ruled today that pop star Michael Jackson would be confined to a large plastic shell "bubble" during his upcoming trial for charges of child molestation. Michael Jackson's lawyer, Thom...
MILFORD, NE --- For three months, Nebraska's cattle industry robber barons had been able to keep a lid on their smelly secret. And if it hadn't been for one of TV's top rating reality shows, no one except the residents of Seward County would have kn...
A new study was released Thursday revealing that lectures are less exciting than experiments. While lectures have students listening to speeches for long periods of time, experiments have them moving about messing with chemicals and living organisms.
Bush calls for a huge Iraqi turnout for elections. At the risk of their lives, Bush wants every Iraqi to vote in the upcoming election, and later in any election that could affect Bush in any way. ''The terrorists will stop at nothing to try...
WASHINGTON (AP) President George W. Bush was taken to Walter Reed Army Medical Center today just after his staff finished the morning news briefing. The president was listening to Karl Rove read the main headlines in USA Today - the only paper Mr. Bu...
The White House revealed yesterday that President George W. Bush had purchased the Popemobile during a late night Web browsing session with his twin daughters, Jenna and Barbara.
WASHINGTON - "Nobody told me the damn thing was formal," said Vice President Dick Cheney in response to a reporter's question about his attire at a gathering of world leaders at Auschwitz to mark the 60th anniversary of its liberation on Thursday. "I...
HOLLYWOOD --- Responding to the media furor by conservative groups alleging Oscar nomination snubs for Mel Gibson's The Passion of Christ, a spokesman for the Academy of Motion Picture Arts today announced a new Oscar category: Most Disturbing...
Efforts to clean up after tragic concert in Kneedeep, Alabamahave taken longer than expected. Though the exits were clearly marked and concert goers were not crowded in, all but a handfull perished in what is now called the shortest musical genre in...
Concerned about the increasing rate of "irresponsible, negligent, and thoughtless behavior" exhibited by SUV drivers, Ford announced today that it is recalling 24,000 drivers of its Ford Expedition and Lincoln Navigator series in the first of a plann...
Santa Maria, CA - As the sideshow of the century prepares to set up tent in southern California this week, the ringleader and Judge laid down the law. The sideshow in question would be none other than the trial of Mr. Michael Jackson.
Area food stores that call themselves "The Official Eagles Party Center" better have a license to do so, "or face legal consequences," warned Eagles president, Joe Banner, yesterday.
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