Prince Charles whose Granny and Mammy have been Queens for so long that no one even remembers his family name will reach the new mandatory retirement age of sixty before he could ever bear the weight of the crown. Charles will never be king though he will be able to enjoy a truly royal retirement.
The Miami beach condo with Camilla and the kids and grands on holidays should be some comfort to the almost but never king. Early bird dinners at the Medieval Times Restaurant and Jousting Simulation will help him experience the spectator sport of kings when he is not betting on the ponies at Pimlico.
The retired Charles can luxuriate in a spa and massage parlor for lengths of time daily that would have made Henry the Eighth salivate with envy and sell his crown back to Rome.The Miami massage parlor not called Happy Endings for nothing will keep a permanent royal smile on the near monarch's mouth. In a recent visit, Charlie could be heard to chortle:" Goooood 2B the ...retired Prince of a ...whale of a good time!"