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Thursday, 9 October 2008

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Married To A Tosser!

London-- "That Charles is a silly tosser and both the boys are complete wankers!" said Camilla in a shocking interview with the BBBBC today. The Duchess of Cornwall was commenting on her marriage to Charles and wanted to express her disappointment about royal life.

"All in all it's been revolting. I can't open a door at Buckingham Palace without catching someone wanking off. What is wrong with these Windsor men, why can't they stop touching themselves!" she asked rhetorically.

Camilla says Charles has a 5,000 pounds a month internet porn habit and plays with himself "at least a dozen times a day." She says Princes William and Harry are "complete tossers" like their father and think nothing of wanking off in front of her and the Queen. "It's so revolting. I so wish they would stop." she said.

Camilla doesn't blame Princess Diana for the problem and expressed sympathy for her. "Her dresses all had semen stains from Charles, it was quite disgusting. He still wanks off on her lingerie, it's very intimidating." she said.

"It's a Windsor family problem too. Diana wasn't the cause. I have caught Prince Philip arousing himself with a loofah a number of times. What a sick, sick family!" she laughed.

Camilla also said she has to constantly wash her hands. Everything is sticky in the palace. "You wouldn't believe what I sat on at the dinner table last night. I think it was a sticky mess from William The Wanker. He's so much like The Prince of Wankers." she moaned.

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