Written by Matthew The First
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Topics: Prince Charles

Thursday, 13 November 2008

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Charles, HRH The Prince Of Wales & Camden market on Saturdays (When it isn't raining), made a further statement following the interview in which he stated he wasn't happy with his job.

He was quoted today as saying ''I also don't like vegetables. I like nothing better than to sink my teeth into a juicy bird or a succulent cow.'' Princess/Queen/Crumpet-in-waiting Camilla Parker Pen was nowhere in sight to comment herself, but royal sources have said she's still not cheering up much and everything is normal.

When pressed about his earlier comments Charles also complained about his National Insurance being too high and that he hated his boss.

''I got busted sending a naughty email yesterday. The Maj (That's what we all call her when she isn't listening) went ballistic and threatened to dock me a castle and a few of my kilts if I didn't apologise.''

Sources close to the Queen say she smells funny but kind of nice, in an ancient outmoded sort of way.

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