...Christianity, Judaism, Islam, Bhuddism or the Shopping Channel.
12.00 A light vegetarian lunch of friend mushrooms in a pistachio sauce with sauted cinnamon sticks.
13.00 Off to meet John who has parked up his 747 in the Publix car park on 4th Avenue.
15.00 Pastor Gonzo, who is a very frugal and deeply religious man, arrives in his gold-plated Maybach.
17.00 Arrive at our headquarters to prepare for the Pastor's speech to the masses tonight.
18.30 A nice dinner from the local French restaurant Quen Tuckie Frite Poulet.
20.00 Brilliant speech by the Pastor about the importance of people taking their wallets out and putting green-coloured paper with pictures of various American Presidents on the plate. Brilliant. Brilliant.
23.00 Just time to get the orange crate out to give the wife a goodnight kiss before be...