Tom Cruise - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 5 April 2008

I had an audition today.

I felt that it was about time that I shared my gift with the world again. I had an audition for the part of Toadfish in Neighbours, but the part went to Dean Gafney instead. He is not even handsome, but he is cheaper than I am. Talent costs a lot of money these days. Ask me, I know.

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