Tom Cruise - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 6 April 2008

This audition I went for was a total bust........

I lost out to Dustin Diamond, from Saved by the Bell. It will take more than a bell to save that screeching little freak. Your best days are behind you Diamond, mine are ahead of me.

I am only waiting until I am recognised, and then you will rue the day you ever crossed me..........

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