Tom Cruise - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 14 December 2008

Dear Diary,

This time it isn't working. I promsie her all my money, i give her fame, fortune all i ask for is that she plays happy wife whilst I stumble around in my sadistic, gay ways hoping to not get caught by the media.

does she listen to me? does she help me? does she do as she is told? No! she just runs off with the child claiming that she can't handle it and blows her chance at getting half of my earnings in my will when I die!

She only lasted a year! that's the worst end of the contract. Nicole did so much better- at least she lasted the ten years that got her a good amount of money.She protected my cover well for a long time but seriously, what was with the baby business? I couldn't give her a kid! so obviously that meant she gave me a divorce.

oh, I have to go- i am giving a lecture on the values of scientology to young hopefulests today.



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