Donald Trump - My Fake Diary

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Thursday, 28 February 2013

Dear Diary - Jack Nicholson's attempt to seduce young Jennifer Lawrence on national television is absolutely ridiculous and borders on being perverted.

I mean my goodness Jack is 75. Jen is 22. I swear the old goat is old enough to be Miss Lawrence's great grandfather.

I will never understand how these old geezers can think that a much younger woman would even give them a first look, much less a second look.

Now me. Well I'm different because I am actually quite a good-looking man - darn handsome if I may be honest.

But have you gotten a good close look at Nicholson. I swear the man's face looks like the bottom of the Okefenokee Swamp.

Donald Trump





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