Donald Trump - My Fake Diary

Friday, 25 January 2013

Dear Diary - Well everyone is wondering if I have laryngitis or what since I really haven't said too much in quite sometime now.

Well truth be told, one of my New Year's resolutions was to try and keep my big, bigoted mouth shut.

I have decided that I will not ever bring up that birther thing again.

Plus, a lot of people really do not know that way deep down inside I am very sensitive about my hair.

I don't want to get my feelings hurt anymore having to hear all the pundits, comedians, Democrats, and even that GOP mouthpiece Ann "Trigger Face" Coulter criticize my flamboyant do (hairdo).

Donald Trump AKA The New Donald Trump