Donald Trump - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 1 December 2012

Today I wrote my letter to old St. Nicholas.

Dear Santa, For christmas this year I would like you to bring me a copy of President Obama's birth certificate or his application for a passport or even his collage application. Anything that proves he was born in Kenya.
Yours The Donald.

If I don't get what I want this year I will continue to invest in companies that are damaging the climate so that Santa's North Pole home will be destroyed.