Donald Trump - My Fake Diary

Monday, 31 December 2012

My resolutions for 2013.

I want to make another billion dollars. And quick.

I want to finally open the golf course and on site hotel in Scotch-land. This has been dragging on too long now, I just want to play golf and make more billions.

I want to finally see Barack Hussein (or is it Huseyin?) Obama's passport to prove he is American - or not as the case maybe.

When Obama has to stand down in disgrace I will become the Unelected Billionaire President.

I would also like my real hair to grow back so I can stop wearing this wig.

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