David Hasselhoff - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of David Hasselhoff. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by David Hasselhoff would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
Why did I have to be so good looking and macho?...
Just found the 'Master's pleasure' button in Kitt.
Went crime busting at the evil texan oil tycoon's mansion.
Pulled out all the stops for Kitt's 21st birthday party.
Half the people I help put away are out and causing crime within a year. It makes me crazy, but it keeps me in a job, and for that I'm happy.
I've eaten something bad and I feel like I want to vomit. Nonetheless, I've still got the "get-up-and-go" attitude that the Ladies e...
The Hoff's letting me write his diary entry this time. I'm KITT. I'm a fast car that goes "Brooom!!! BRoooooommm!"
Hey y'all, Got really rat-faced last night, good job I had KIT to drive me home. Met this woman, and oh boy, was she a WOman...
'3 children per family is ideal', says Pope'I certainly can't afford any more than that', he added
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