David Hasselhoff - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of David Hasselhoff. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by David Hasselhoff would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
DVD Sales for Baywatch: Hawaiian Wedding have been really slow. I think I'm going to slit my wrists, but it would be such a shame to rob the world...
My hair's been really bothering me lately... stalking me in fact. I just might have to get a Restraining Order against it if this keeps up. Do o...
Chinese toothpick plague!Chinese kids have caused a dental plague in China by shooting used toothpicks with toothpick crossbows! The disease is spreading rapidly because Chinese adults cannot pick their teeth anymore!
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