David Hasselhoff - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of David Hasselhoff. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by David Hasselhoff would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
DVD Sales for Baywatch: Hawaiian Wedding have been really slow. I think I'm going to slit my wrists, but it would be such a shame to rob the world...
My hair's been really bothering me lately... stalking me in fact. I just might have to get a Restraining Order against it if this keeps up. Do o...
Alabama's New State MottoAfter Tuesday Alabama's state motto, Audemus jura nostra defendere ("We dare defend our rights"), will most likely be changed to Audemus pedophilium nostra defendere ("We dare defend our pedophiles").
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