David Hasselhoff - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of David Hasselhoff. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by David Hasselhoff would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
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November 2009
Saturday 14 November 09
My daughters have formed a new band today. They are going to call themselves 'The Hoffspring'. *Hick*...
August 2009
Monday 17 August 09
I really love judging on America's Got Talent. All of the stupid bimbos with the big titties think that if they sleep with me, they're gonna win the...
July 2009
Saturday 11 July 09
Well diary, its just you and the Hoff again. We've seen some intense moments haven't we. Like the time we had to save Pamela from drowning under her o...
Tuesday 07 July 09
Oh, my Gosh! I've got to stop drinking... And why am I talking in an English accent? But hey, I am writing... Seriously, what's wrong with me? Wish...
May 2009
Sunday 24 May 09
Man, am I lucky I'm not over in England and judging their Britain's Got Talent. I'll stick with America's Got Talent. I mean, if I was over there,...
Wednesday 06 May 09
May Day Dear Diary, Guess everybody saw where I fell off the wagon again. We hid it pretty well, telling everybody who would buy it that I was s...
January 2009
Thursday 22 January 09
Dear Diary, I'm feeling a little depressed today. I was watching re-runs of Bay Watch last night, and realized that I'm now 50 pounds heavier, 15 y...
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Benedict Cumberbatch drilled the Star Trek cast and successfully deduced that his stolen peanut butter and jelly sandwich was taken by Zachary Quinto.
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