David Hasselhoff - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of David Hasselhoff. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by David Hasselhoff would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
KIT called me a dog and threw it's boot at me today.
Dear Diary, Felt a bit low today so sank a few beers and sat in KIT for a while. I don't know what it is but that car just seems to understand e...
God I look beautiful today! P.S. I saw myself on TV today. God I'm special!...
Oh, New Kids on the Block are reuniting again. Maybe it is about time I put the old Baywatch team together again. They are all at a lose en...
Things have been quiet at Casa Hasselhoff lately.
No, Still not fixed Knight Rider. And they said it was a Kitt Car.
Fat Albert Disassociates Himself from Bill CosbyMost people thought I was just a character made up by Bill Cosby, or maybe just one of his multiple personalities, but I'm real and I'm tired of Cosby telling me I have to remain fat "for my image!"
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