David Hasselhoff - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of David Hasselhoff. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by David Hasselhoff would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
KIT called me a dog and threw it's boot at me today.
Dear Diary, Felt a bit low today so sank a few beers and sat in KIT for a while. I don't know what it is but that car just seems to understand e...
God I look beautiful today! P.S. I saw myself on TV today. God I'm special!...
Oh, New Kids on the Block are reuniting again. Maybe it is about time I put the old Baywatch team together again. They are all at a lose en...
Things have been quiet at Casa Hasselhoff lately.
No, Still not fixed Knight Rider. And they said it was a Kitt Car.
Alabama's New State MottoAfter Tuesday Alabama's state motto, Audemus jura nostra defendere ("We dare defend our rights"), will most likely be changed to Audemus pedophilium nostra defendere ("We dare defend our pedophiles").
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