David Hasselhoff - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of David Hasselhoff. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by David Hasselhoff would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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December 2003


Saturday 13 December 033

Why did I have to be so good looking and macho?...

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Friday 12 December 033

Just found the 'Master's pleasure' button in Kitt.

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Friday 05 December 033

Went crime busting at the evil texan oil tycoon's mansion.

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October 2003


Wednesday 29 October 033

Pulled out all the stops for Kitt's 21st birthday party.

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Tuesday 07 October 033

Half the people I help put away are out and causing crime within a year. It makes me crazy, but it keeps me in a job, and for that I'm happy.

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September 2003


Monday 29 September 033

I've eaten something bad and I feel like I want to vomit. Nonetheless, I've still got the "get-up-and-go" attitude that the Ladies e...

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Friday 12 September 033

The Hoff's letting me write his diary entry this time. I'm KITT. I'm a fast car that goes "Brooom!!! BRoooooommm!"

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August 2003


Friday 01 August 033

Hey y'all, Got really rat-faced last night, good job I had KIT to drive me home. Met this woman, and oh boy, was she a WOman...

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