David Hasselhoff - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of David Hasselhoff. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by David Hasselhoff would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
December 2nd - and still no sign of the Oscar. I have next year I suppose.
Dear Diary, I have finally quit drinking! I have never felt so good! This calls for a celebration! To celebate I opensing a nice bottle...
God, I envy those that have the thrill of reading my words for the first time.
Dear Diary, Well it's been nearly a month since the world saw that horrid horrendous video of me lying smash dead drunk on the floor of my ow...
i looked in the mirror and ejaculated at the very sight of myself. I then played some Hoff rock tunes and reminded myself that the Berlin wall was ri...
Dear Diary, Been wondering what dictatorship to overthrow next. Me and my car have been singing that annoying Jump in my car song for too l...
Dear Diary, I will be forever indebited to Jim Nabors (rest his hinnie) for saving my career. Jim was such a boy. He could make any g...
January 31, 2007 Woke up to discover I'd been the butt of a nationwide "joke's on you" bit proffered by a very homely con...
Chinese toothpick plague!Chinese kids have caused a dental plague in China by shooting used toothpicks with toothpick crossbows! The disease is spreading rapidly because Chinese adults cannot pick their teeth anymore!
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