David Hasselhoff - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of David Hasselhoff. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by David Hasselhoff would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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December 2007


Sunday 02 December 07

December 2nd - and still no sign of the Oscar. I have next year I suppose.

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September 2007


Friday 28 September 07

Dear Diary, I have finally quit drinking! I have never felt so good! This calls for a celebration! To celebate I opensing a nice bottle...

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Monday 17 September 07

God, I envy those that have the thrill of reading my words for the first time.

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June 2007


Sunday 17 June 07

Dear Diary, Well it's been nearly a month since the world saw that horrid horrendous video of me lying smash dead drunk on the floor of my ow...

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May 2007


Thursday 03 May 07

i looked in the mirror and ejaculated at the very sight of myself. I then played some Hoff rock tunes and reminded myself that the Berlin wall was ri...

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April 2007


Friday 27 April 07

Dear Diary, Been wondering what dictatorship to overthrow next. Me and my car have been singing that annoying Jump in my car song for too l...

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February 2007


Sunday 25 February 07

Dear Diary, I will be forever indebited to Jim Nabors (rest his hinnie) for saving my career. Jim was such a boy. He could make any g...

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January 2007


Wednesday 31 January 07

January 31, 2007 Woke up to discover I'd been the butt of a nationwide "joke's on you" bit proffered by a very homely con...

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