David Hasselhoff - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of David Hasselhoff. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by David Hasselhoff would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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September 2012

Tuesday 25 September 1212

Just saw a news report about Donald Trumps new book, in which he admits to being worth around $7 billion. Wow. Nice going The Donald. Apparently $3...

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Monday 17 September 1212

Saw an advert on the side of a bus - drive this bus and earn £30,000. Wow! Good money. Oh hang on that's per year, not a day. Still, I bet you get...

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Friday 14 September 1212

I'm not saying times are tough since I was Simon Cowell sacked, sorry 'replaced' me with David Willy-face on Britain's Got Talent, but I have started...

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July 2012

Sunday 22 July 1212

Yeah baby - my 60th birthday party at Greystone Manor Supperclub in Hollywood, LA last night. What a night!!! Disappointed some of my celeb friends...

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June 2012

Tuesday 05 June 1212

It was really great to be part of the Queen of Enger-lands Jubilee celebrations. I say great - it was an experience. I thought I was being asked to...

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May 2012

Tuesday 29 May 1212

I've just discovered that me appearing on Britain's Got Talent (BGT) was a cultural exchange programme by Simon Cowbell with Piers Morgan going the ot...

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Wednesday 23 May 1212

I'm coming to Scotch-land baby! Yeah - och ay the noo! (What ever that means) I'm going to be performing my one man show - me - at the Edinburger F...

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Friday 18 May 1212

Former X Factor judge Dannii Minogue has reportedly turned down £1 million and a chance to go back to the UK show to replace Kelly Rowland. Wow...

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