Gives Us Yours Moneys Darlinglys

Funny story written by Alex99

Tuesday, 5 July 2011

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Nancy Loves Me!

Well, Nancy does not seem too bothered by having a prisoner as her true love. Amazingly her grammar improved dramatically when it came to the money shot. And I am left with a dilemma-shall I contact Standard Chartered in London or not? I now understand why Kim Jong Ill replied to Larry Chukwuemeka and why Bernard Bernanke responded to Damani Maru and why Greece is so bankrupt right now.

Here is Nancy's reply to my emails. The Reverend Odontu still has not got back to me.It looks like the money I wired for Nancy's English classes has been put to good use and was not spent on cards.I just wish that Benjamin Lowton was here to give them a call.And for any readers out there, the 44 7 prefix means that it's a mobile number which is probably roaming.If there any cops who are reading this at lunch, then why not give them a call? I am certain that Peter Sands and Steve Bertamini won't mind.(And for once I am being serious.)

Dear Darling,

Thanks so much for your letter and how are you doing? So please bellow here is details and the bank menstruation and i will like you to contact the bank their in London for the immediate processing of the transfer.

Information of the bank is as follow:


Chief Executive Officer(CEO)is: Peter Sands.

The name of the transfer Executive Director and Chief Executive Officer, Consumer Banking is Mr.Steve Bertamini.

Telephone number: +447-031-824-758
Fax number : +447-.31-899-191


Information about the deposit code are as follows.
Name of depositor:Dr.Paulson Patrick .
Nationality: Republic of Sudan.
Next of kin : Miss Nancy Paulson.
Amount deposited:$6.5 USD
Account Number: 90015041.000.826/USD/L

I will unequally need you in every area of my life shopping plus stealing this money since i am still too young to mange this amount of money.

As i told you before, this camping is just like a prisoner and my players is to move out from here as soon as possible. Awaiting to hear from you soonest!.

Yours forever in love,

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