Netanyahu furious as Obama refuses to endorse 1100 BC borders

Funny story written by foshizzle

Friday, 20 May 2011

Discord over the future of the Middle East Peace Process continued this morning after President Obama confirmed he would not endorse a proposal which would see Israel return to the borders marked in 1100 BC by the first Jewish settlers.

According to the proposal, all lands East of the Caspian Sea and West of Pakistan would be returned to the Jewish people who may or may not have lived there at one point in history. The proposal, brain-child of Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, was the latest effort to re-launch negotiations over a Palestinian State.

"Obviously Mr. Obama doesn't care about the tax payers billions that we currently spend on arms, bulldozers, secret police and Nuclear Weapons, a lot of which comes from his own citizens", Netanyahu angrily reflected.

"If we owned all that land outright no one would be in a position to argue or complain. In a sense by not giving us what we want, Saddam Hussein Obama Bin Laden, as I will be referring to him from now on, is supporting international terrorism. It's a shame as he seemed like one of the more level headed moslems."

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