Written by Lady Godiva

Saturday, 5 March 2011

image for Queen Elizabeth has commissiond Subo Fanatics to make her 'gift' for Royal Wedding
Backing chosen for the Royal Quilt

Queen Elizabeth has, apparently, contacted the American Subo Fanatics and has commissioned a 'very special' wedding gift to be hand-made for William and Kate.

Queen Liz has been in touch the the head of the Quilters...yes...you read that correctly...Quilters...and has commissioned a VERY SPECIAL quilt for the Royal Wedding.

Naturally the 'now famous Subo fanatic Quilters' are delighted at the prospect of designing and making a quilt for Wills and Kate. (Susan Boyle heard the news and is delighted that someone else is to be receiving a quilt - and NOT HER).

Queen Liz emailed a few ideas for the squares:

Corgies, Buckingham Palace, a portrait of herself, green wellies, a Barbour jacket, a pair of white gloves, a headscarf, a handbag, Princess Anne's teeth, Prince Charles' ears, Philip 'farting', the Queen Mother's teeth, Fergie's toes being sucked, the Union Jack flag, Queen's Speech 2011, pizza, chicken wings, a can of Carlberg Special Brew (her favourite 'tipple') Justin Beiber and Lady Gaga (Liz is sure these are two of Kate's favourites at present, so she is not entirely 'insensitive' to Kate as a person.)

The Subo fanatics are 'over the moon' to have been commissioned to work on such a 'wonderous wedding gift' and are asking for donations from fellow fanatics (cash donations coz some of the husbands are getting rather peed off with the way their wives are spending money on their 'obsessions'.)

It is alleged that some husbands of Subo fanatics have filed for divorce in order to marry their new lovers who have been comforting them since April 2009.

Their 'soon to be ex wives' apparently don't give a damn because they don't have time to spend with their husbands anyway. Pre-nups in place, they seem to be sitting pretty. Plus they have the proceeds from their 'Tacky Gift Shop' to fall back on. OUCH!

Now, with the Royal quilt to be designed, made and delivered by April, the Subo fanatics are busy busy busy.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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