Written by Lady Godiva

Sunday, 30 January 2011

The civilized world is up in arms at the latest news that a soldier was able to hack into government computers and pass on secrets. It is alleged that this was all down to a simple lack of security.

Some of these secrets will soon be made public unless the Government is able to step in quickly to avoid worldwide chaos.

These secrets include:

a) Victoria's Secrets
b) KFC's secret eleven herbs and spices used in their recipe
c) McDonald's secret dressing ingredients
d) Lady Godiva's secret personal life and true identity

It is anticipated that World Leaders will be planning a G97 Summit Meeting to be held in an undisclosed place at an undisclosed time in order to deal with this REAL emergency.

We will bring you details of where and when the G97 summit meeting is to take place as soon as our contact brings these details to us.

Watch this space.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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