A local man was trapped today using the social networking site Facebook.
The man became trapped after an unprecedented number of posts were written on his wall, causing it to become unstable and collapse on top of him.
Fire-fighters spent several hours attempting to free the man, but their attempts were unsuccessful. The man was eventually freed when his twelve-year-old son returned from school and solved the problem in an instant.
"My Dad had friended some users from the Hot Russian Women group, or some other boring thing my Dad's in to," the boy explained. "They certainly must've been very warm because they were all naked and looked kinda sweaty. I guess they had taken off their clothes too cool down.
"Anyway, they had posted loads of crap about antlers or horns or something on his wall, and about how they were all really wet, I guess they'd just showered, so I unfriended (sic) them and that was that - problem solved."
The man's condition is said to be stable and he is recovering well. He paid his son a £10 reward and asked him not to mention it to his mother because he "wouldn't want to worry her." - Aww.
