A new social network site that will be bigger than even the biggest of the existing biggest social network sites (possibly even bigger again than that!) has been announced today by its owner and developer, the late Mark Succkasweet.
"Deadbook" has gone "live for the dead", and, as a network site exclusively for the dead, promises advertisers the largest audience in the underworld.
The late Ronald Akimbo of East Cheam was said to be surprised that no-one had thought of it earlier. Mr Akimbo, a former accountant, added that there are more dead people than ever before, and as an untapped market, Deadbook was bound to be a success.
However, owner Mark Succkasweet stressed that vampires, the undead and members of girl 'singing bands' would not be allowed, under any circumstance to join Deadbook.
