Tramp stamps are predicted to reduce STD's by 75% over the next 5 years thanks to a new barcoding system that can quickly pull up your new lover's STD history. The technology is still new, but the idea is spreading like herpes on a pirate ship.
Just before intercourse, simply take out your camera phone and snap a picture of the tramp stamp barcode. In a few seconds you can get a full background check and you will be notified if your potential lover has ever been treated, tested or positive for most STD's. For example, you're just about to get your groove on when you take a quick pic, and BAM! you find out that this woman has genital herpes. You instantly change your game plan.
Now instead of pissing out razor blades after some high risk sex, you can sleep easy knowing that your playing it safe-the tramp stamp barcode way.
