French tea leaf Pierre Le Guennec is in more trouble after police found a stash of TV artist Tony Hart's early sketches. In a dawn raid today, French police stormed the former alarm peddlers gaff after an anonymous tip off. Some of the pictures are scrawled onto beer mats, others have been crudely scratched into silver cigarette paper, but all are said to be utterly worthless.
Police are baffled as to why the cheese eating surrender monkey even bothered to lift these pictures, as he would struggle to sell them, even at a car boot sale. Inspector cloozoh of the gandarmes said "zis idiot 'as taken a load of worthless merde, we 'ave not bothered charging 'im with zis, ze shame is enough punishment."
The news has sent panic around the art world, and even Neil Bukake of 'Art Attack' fame is reported to have stepped up his security to ensure the safety of his collection of over 1000 potato prints and finger paintings.
Antipodean board wobbling cretin Rolf Harris released the following statement "strewth cobber, this flaming galaaaaar has done a bonza job of scaring everyone into hiding their artworks. I have stashed mine behind the dunny….oh wait I should'nt have told you that, im going to have to move them to the sheila's wardrobe now, seeing as I told you where I hid them"
In an unrelated story, my dog ate my homework today. Teachers are said to be 'annoyed'
