Work Shy Threats

Funny story written by j.w.

Sunday, 7 November 2010

image for Work Shy Threats
Wokshy Layabouts Pretending to be Old

Tories have always had an understanding of being work shy. It is thought this could be because so many of them have experienced this pattern of behaviour.

Now unemployed people who have been out of work a long time and haven't taken a job offered are going to have to work unpaid if they want to keep getting the unemployment benefit.

Picking up litter seems to be the job everyone in Government is keen on. There are so many torn up Manifestos and pledges scattered around so it is certainly is a crying need.

Rule Brittania is being rewritten with altered words. Instead of

'Rule Brittania, Britain rules the waves, Britons, never, never, never shall be slaves.'

It is to be

'Rule Brittania France as well, We together never, never , never shall be ill.'

An idea, dismissed as crazed by some, is that some people are unemployed because of a lack of jobs. Other wets think getting a job for some is difficult due to mental health or other problems.

There will also be a difficulty with genuinely workshy people actually working when they are forced to take a job. They can hardly have their pay docked if they do a poor job and where is the money to come from to pay people to supervise them?

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Comedy spoof news topics
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more