North and South Korea have both got their knickers in a twist and have decided to practice popping at each other with their pea-shooters.
The Korean border is one of the most action-packed borders on the planet because the North Korean leader, ageing Kim Jong-il (very) loves to show off his toys by constantly threatening the South.
The South obviously return the pleasure and fireworks are guaranteed.
The latest altercation of hand-bags at three paces was simply because the North had accused the South of kidnapping Northern dogs and eating them (a delicacy in Korean cuisine).
The South refuted all accusations stating that they have enough dogs of their own and the Northern one's are too skinny anyway (not a lot of food in the North).
Hence the firing of cannons across the borders.
As for the people in the North and South, they only want a peaceful life and live in peace with each other.
Kim Jong-il (sick as a Northern Korean dog) thinks differently and has recently implanted his son into the hierarchy of North Korean politics (he was brainwashed at the tender age of 2) so his very "il" politics can be continued.
As for the dogs, they don't give a crap either, they'll end up on the plates of Koreans North and South anyway!
