Written by Morse

Thursday, 28 October 2010

image for California Brewery's "Witches Wit" Halloween Brew Targeted by Wicans!
Skoob News Gives "Witch's Wit" a Thumbs Up...He Liked "Witch's Tit" too!

As if California Politics wasn't scary enough, now the Politically Active Wicans are targeting a California Brewery's Halloween promotion featuring "Witch's Wit' depicting a witch burning at the stake on the label.

The brewery and the distributorship have been bombarded with hate mail, death threats, and dead black cats delivered by post threatening to put a hex on them unless they take the brew off the shelves.

With only 3 days to Halloween, and the beer selling well, especially in Beverly Hills, the distributor is hoping the problem will go away by Monday, November 1 when they expect to be sold out.

"I don't get it, ' said brewer Martin "Hops" Cassidy," we did a special run of
"Witch's TIT" for Breast Appreciation Day and they never said SHIT! Not only was it a sell out, nobody ever turned the bottles back for the nickel deposit!"

Meanwhile in Delaware, the Beer is debuting in a new ad to run on Monday Night Football, a day before mid term elections. The spot shows a smiling Christine O'Donnell, GOP candidate for Senator, and accused by her opponent of being a 'witch', smiling and laughing into the camera while holding a bottle saying, "Hi, I'm Christine....and I approve of this Brew!!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: California, Beer, Witch




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