Angela Merkel blames Sarkozy gipsies for fouling up Arian pureblood

Funny story written by queen mudder

Sunday, 17 October 2010

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Death to zee pikeys! Arian blood must stay pure!

Berlin - (Eine Schweine Nacht Musik): Mad as a teapot Mrs Merkel has blamed undesirable foreigners fleeing from France's Roma purgings for sludging up the nation's sluices.

The Christian Democrat Party CEO rubbished multiculturalism noting that the vast majority of immigrants came to sponge off Arian large ass - er...largesse! - instead of buggering off back home.

Last month French President Nicholas Sarkozy booted out thousands of undesirable Romanian pikeys.

He had accused them of maliciously camping out in the Elysee Palace gardens much like Stop The Whore! coalition nutters in Parliament Square, London.

Meanwhile back in the Vatican Pope Joe Ratzinger today promised EU leaders special dispensation from going to hell if they roasted all Muslim immigrants just like in the good old days of the Dark Ages.

BNP leader Nick griffin is 69.

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