Written by Jaggedone

Thursday, 23 April 2009

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Brad and Angela deny dumping their Bambinos in Italy!

Italy is flabbergasted and shocked by the news that a very strange couple entered a rundown pizza joint somewhere in bella Italia, ordered treble margaritas for the 3 nippers and then done a runner.

The local Carabinieri after interviewing the shabby restaurant owners issued the following statement:

The parents were disguised as 2 German "normal" people from Finntrop, Deutschland. They both wore oversize sunglasses, Amani/Dolce Gabani designer clothes and spoke with a fluent but very dodgy German, Yankee, Italien accent. Ristorante owner Guiseppe Nudelo thought it was strange because the Bambinos were of a slightly different colour than their parents. After ordering 3 cheap margaritas for the Bambinos the Mama left the ristorante to have a quick fag and after not returning the Papa exited the ristorante to search for Mama.

That was the last Guiseppe Nudelo saw of the parents and now all of Italy is searching for the strange couple. Guiseppe did mention the fact that he thought he recognised Brad Pittza and Angela Raviolie from a recent crap showbiz mag hung up for his clients to read whilst waiting hours for their pizzas.

The slightly dark coloured Bambinos are now in the capable hands of "Big Mama" Nudelo until the dodgy parents can be found.

The Carabieniri after following up the tip from Guiseppe found Angela shopping in downtown, very rich Monaco. After an interview at the local Gendarmerie the following statement was issued:

Angela Raviolie and Brad Pizzart were never in the vicinity of Italy (what, where the fuck is Monaco then!), Angela was just casually shopping in Monaco for a new Cartier worth 2 million Euros and Brad-zi was over in Toulouse purchasing two new Airbuses for the family flights to Malawi and back.

Their solicitor is now taking over proceedings and after a paying 10 million to the Gendarmerie they are now out on bail and were allowed to leave viva la France.

The Bambinos meanwhile are quite happy living it up with "Big Mama" Nudelo and Guiseppe whilst Brad Pittza and his spouse Angela Raviolie are winging their way to Malawi to outdo Madonna in the race for being the global, numero uno do - goodies and hunt for even more lovely African babies, adopt them and then dump them when no one is looking! Thank God (who?) for "Big Mammas"! Arrivederci Bellas!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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