Written by Pointer

Friday, 3 April 2009

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Merkel loved the Black Blood Sausage

Just when George Bush was imprisoned in Texas for life and Angela Merkel thought it was safe to go out into the waters of the international conferences, she was ambushed by the new American President. No unwanted chauvinist back rub this... Barack went right for the ba- Rack and Angela squealed like a Black Forest sow.

The outrage among the proper Euro penises sent shock waves of disapproval around the international community, most of whom pretty much hate each other.

Rumour has it that German Chancellor Merkel after having sometime to think and feel about Barack's RACK-onteur brought the High Chancellor to what may have been a pre arranged rendezvous.

At the romantic meal, Angela is said to have dined sumptuously on Black blood engourged sausage while President Obama has a very tender Weiner Schnitzel a la Angela.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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