Written by Gay Larry

Sunday, 10 October 2010

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Larry Sabu,20, was walking down the street the other day when all of a sudden it hit him: gay ponies are far prettier than the other kind.

He immediately abandoned his currant task or doing the shopping, and instead began an impromptu questioning of the customers at Tesco.

He discovered that his initial inkling was justified when 98% of respondents agreed that they would love to ride a gay pony much more than one that wasn't interested in ponies of the same sex.

He went home and phoned his friend Monty the Mounty in Canada and learned that over there they would merrily ride gay ponies across the hills and dales.

Larry Sabu's casual discussions soon began to be noticed by the influential My Little Pony Magazine. They did a worldwide survey and listed their findings.

Pink ones with sparkling hooves came first in the list, closely followed by Brown ones with nice plaited hair.

Young gay Shetland ponies were judged as the best young gay pony in the competition.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Gay, Horse




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