Whilst the rest of the world (apart from homophobic Islamic countries and the Isle of Wight) goes "gay" Serbia have decided to reverse the process and go "anti-gay"!
In Zagreb the "gay" fraternity attempted to put on a San Francsico'er very pink, fluffy, "gay parade"!
Men flaunting their bums in leather straps and snogging with impunity were parading their feelings for the rest of Serbia to swallow.
Only problem was that most Serbians do not feel that being "gay" fits into their traditions, cultures and way of life so they decided to bombard the "gays" and actually succeeded in breaking up the party, unthinkable in Amsterdam or Sydney, etc.
Serbia is now being declared as the only "gay-free zone" on the planet and global environmental Ministers are supporting Serbia in it's efforts to "clean up" it's act!
Protests about Serbia have been flooding in from global Gay rights Groups, but they have ignored them all and told the groups to stick their protests up their butts, which they gladly did!
Serbia is determined to become the first "pristine" hetro state and hopes that many others will follow, the only problem is what to do with all of the millions of global "gays".
Iran and other fundamentalist Islamic states have offered their services and will welcome them all, the railway lines are already being layed and the cattle trucks being refurbished!