Written by Geneva Slim

Tuesday, 5 October 2010

NEW YORK CITY - Former British Prime Minister Tony Blair appears tonight on David Letterman's "The Late Show," where he admits for the first time his sex-ual affairs with both Margaret Thather and John Major.

"It's true - I'm bi and flying high!" Blair effuses. "I mean, just LOOK at me! The high color, bright smile, gleaming eyes - I can't believe no one's picked up on this before now!"

Blair, the married father of three, further lets slip details of sexual liasions at Camp David, Maryland during the administration of President George W. Bush. It is not clear if the former President participated or merely filmed the trysts for national security reasons.

"People don't realize what a fun guy President Bush is," Blair states. "He's a great guy to have a pint with, not to mention what a hoot he is in a strap-on!"

The former President was drunk at his Crawford, Texas ranch and could not be reached for comment.

"I really do miss being PM, and not just for the sodomy," Blair concluded.

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