Blair's previous autobiography has been dubbed a failure by critics. Common knowledge really. However, true to form, the ex- Prime Minister has vowed to write another book.
The fictional book, named "Adventures of an Innocent Chap who can't say No!" is said to be based on real life circumstances. It features a young(ish) man who's best friend forces him to go and take over another country in the search for "Black Gold".
Blair assures us "It's no way based on any real event whatsoever. My favourite character, Georgie Busch, is a real dumbass!"
Interestingly, the book launch will take place in W.H.Smith after Christmas. Three people are projected to turn up. Blair, his wife and the manager.
