Pikey County Amish elders 'shuffled paedo perv just like the Vatican'

Funny story written by queen mudder

Saturday, 4 September 2010

Hey!

The funny story you are trying to access may cause offense, may be in poor taste, or may contain subject matter of a graphic nature. This story was written as a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

If you wish to back out now, please click here to go back to the home page.

image for Pikey County Amish elders 'shuffled paedo perv just like the Vatican'
Mast hails from this tiny Amish hamlet of Pikey County

Missouri - (Amishionary Position): Senior Amish community members ran around like headless chickens not knowing how to deal with paedo pervert Chester Mast, according to reports from the USA.

The Pikey (sic) County (sic) father-of-two has now been charged by police with multiple counts of incest, rape and sodomy.

His decade long rampage of menacing children appears to owe much to a community policy of being shuffled around Missouri by cover-up elders.

The technique was first honed by the Vatican whose successful policy of 'geographicals' for suspected molestors easily sets the benchmark for avoiding due process in the secular courts.

Mast was handed over to the Sheriff's Department in moves reminscent of the 2008 arrest of Fundamentalist Latter Day Saints' wackjob Warren Jeffs.

"He's looking at 30 to 50 years minimum," Pike County legal sources commented today, "maybe the first of many similar cases."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Comedy spoof news topics
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot